I cannot sell you pot
I have received a lot of requests from my constituents, non-constituents, illegal immigrants, legal immigrants, law enforecement agents, college undergraduates, postgraduates, dropouts, former presidents, housewives, professionals, educators, blue-collar workers, white-collars workers, actors, singers, dancers, artists, accountants, doctors, lawyers, mechanics and others to purchase marijuana from me.
I hate to disappoint anyone, but I feel I need to set the record straight:
While I am legally allowed to smoke and grow my own weed, I am still prohibited by law from providing it to anyone, for free or fee.
Sorry if I let you believe otherwise (especially that Swedish masseuse in Canton — but thanks for the “extras”). Anyway, please do not send any more requests — I think the FBI is opening all my mail, then resealing it before the post office delivers it to me.
I need a good way to sober up for the president’s speech on Afghanistan tonight. Anyone have any thoughts? I hate being dfor these things.
–Sal
